The party was a success, the landlord shut it down around 2:30 and by that time at least 2 males from eastern europe and 1 from porterville had removed their shirts out of excitement while dancing with continental females to favorites like "Walking on Sunshine" and "Mambo #5." I was feeling sick with alergies and mostly stayed out of the fray. No, I don't judge a party to be a success when males remove their shirts. I do however consider it a "leading indicator," as opposed to female shirt removal, which is more of a "lagging (but hopefully not sagging) indicator." I got a lot of valuable advice about eastern europe from those that grew up there. That'll help as I plan my next move. Yeah, the one I said I already had planned... Now I don't again but it looks like Europe and/or New York will be involved. Anyone know how to get me a job in Italy or France? Drop me a line.