I know that sometimes my blog writing leaves something to be desired, but understand that I do this for fun and to communicate, so I write in a stream-of-stupidness style and rarely proofread. Therein is the excitement of reading my personal thoughts stripped of any ornimental trappings or editorial whitewashing... No, the truth is I totally self edit and one of these days I'll start writing an anonymous blog and none of ya'll will know about it but it'll be about 1,000,000x more fascinating and somebody will track me down and my life will get all fucked up and I'll end up sleeping on a blanket just north of hollywood blvd around wilcox or so. Jesse hooked me up with the GRAND THEFT AUTO III DOUBLE PACK! So basically he rules and the rest of us drool. So I'm finally going to be playing the most controversial game ever made. The amazing thing is that in addition to being controversial, it is also amazingly good, and ranks with the very best games ever made. It is unusual for a game to have both gameplay substance and the cheap thrills provided by violence and adult humor. It's remarkable that over two full years after it's origional release it is still many gamers favorite ps2 game, and it is still causing lawsuits. If your kids can't figure out that shooting randomly at cars is a bad idea, hold them back a grade, ok? And also get a vasectomy because you shouldn't be raising kids. Idunno if it's your shitty DNA or your whacked-out parenting, but hang up with your lawyer and call a doctor. ok? In other news, I still suck at the guitar.